This one is for you, Whorechops Sluttanonymous…

World Whore Won is quite possibly the greatest contribution I have made to the internet since I persuaded my roommate to give our wireless provider an Agent Provocateur-styled lap dance in exchange for free, high-speed service. Started by yours truly in June 2009, WWW is a blasphemous and offensive combat zone to relieve sluttish sins. Ten Hut, Major Hussy Galore reporting for duty!!!

Having reached my 23rd year owning a vagina and two-year mark in NYC, I’ve come to the realization that there are too many acts of female malice to ignore. Whether you want to confess about the time you convinced your little sister Purell could be used as lube or declare war on that girl from last night’s party who stole your man after displaying her tongue-to-tit skills, don’t hold back, this isn’t second grade story time Mary Poppins.  In exchange for your witty rhetoric assertions, I vow to post the finest and most vulnerable sass, class, and ass. Please keep in mind: although crass and borderline inappropriate at times, this site refuses to post anything too offensive in regards violence, profanity, and/or racism. In addition, with the request of a location and alias, all submits are completely anonymous.

Other than that, WWW could give a shit for any disparaging comments you have. This site is all about backstabbing, bitch bashing, expressing, undressing, tramping, stamping, and learning the delicacy of whoreticulture. And don’t think that just because you submit a self-declared award-winning confession, WWW will post it verbatim. As head hussy in charge, I reserve the right to alter, own, and copy right all material posted. Don’t like it? Bend over so I can kick it where the sun don’t shine… in related news, the Earth continued its orbit around the sun.

So this is my declaration of war on all the women, womanizers, men that wish they were women, bitches, brats, sluts, skanks, two-bit trannies, hot messes, sexy sycophants, and smarmy whores that have either grown to be apart of our personalities or ever so devilishly jumped out of our boyfriends’ closets after a heart-to-heart discussion on monogamy. Let’s hash it out ladies.

Well I am off! There are bottles of Patron and Xanex that aren’t going to pop-and-unlock themselves…See you on the battlefield.

<3 Major Hussy Galore