So I spotted this really hot boy last night and started eye flirting with him. We were rudely interrupted with what seemed to be his girlfriend. As the night proceeded, I saw her leave for the bathroom. I too followed her for a brief period, then came back to the boy and said, "Your wife is very rude!” Then he said, “What? Wife? I do not have a wife!!” And then I said, “Oh well the girl you were standing with just cut in front of me in the bathroom line and said stop eye-fucking my husband.” Needless to say, I callously ruffled some feathers and landed his number. I am awesome.
