World Whore Won

Declarations

Kansas City, MO

Written by Betty Beaver Kitten

I just overheard a mother call her daughter beaver. There is so much wrong with Walmart.

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Springfield, IL

Written by Twits Magee

What is a Twitter, and can I use it to pleasure myself? Please advise.

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Brooklyn, NY

Written by Jennifer87

I just walked in on my roommate and someone she once introduced as her cousin. I also was not caught, and just stared for a good 6 minutes. Show of hands, who's in the wrong here?

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NYC, NY

Written by J-Dawgy

Things that encourage alcoholism: work, my family, the Holidays, my Boss, my boyfriend… it’s like everywhere I go. Why try to run from it?

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Los Angeles, CA

Written by Merry Ho Pants

All I want for Christmas is to Ho Ho Ho around.

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NYC, NY

Written by BusyBee

The incredibly awful idea of the day: bring my vibrator to work. Talk about taking procrastination to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.

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Seattle, WA

Written by GrannyGirl

I am 87 years young and still like to dry hump! Woooohoooo...

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Las Vegas, NV

Written by Princess Sophia

Never have I ever flashed my ta-tas in public, but I've never have ever actually been called upon to do so...so who knows :)

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Reno, NV

Written by MissMeliss

Does Hallmark have a "Sorry I acted like a trampy little whore and accidentally flirted with your brother" section? Please advise ASAP.

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Anaheim, CA

Written by BradyBitches

My 19 year old roommate is dating (slash working on her "daddy issues" with) a 57 year old with three kids. I am dating the eldest son of the 57 year old, who is three year's older than my roommate. Then his cousin is dating my older brother who as also slept with my younger brother. Soooo, why do we NOT have reality show yet?

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NYC, NY

Written by The Lady is a Vamp

There is actually a girl here with real vampire veneers. Should I tell her vampires don't really exists or do you think she will bite me? Either way, it could be a win-win. 

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Los Angeles, CA

Written by Toasty Girl

Any guy that chooses a girl with a topsy tail over me deserves a hot toddy to the face...just sayin'.

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NYC, NY

Written by Morgan85

I actually spiked my boss's coffee with Xanex today. Considering the rather pleasant outcome, it will be the first "spikage" of many.

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Los Angeles, CA

Written by Team Taytay

Halloween was a whorish night. I managed to make even Taylor Swift look like a slut by going home with Kanye West.

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NYC, NY

Written by Kate 3.0

I am a whore because I am one of the weirdies attracted to John Gosselin.

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NYC, NY

Written by Tricksie

So I spotted this really hot boy last night and started eye flirting with him. We were rudely interrupted with what seemed to be his girlfriend. As the night proceeded, I saw her leave for the bathroom. I too followed her for a brief period, then came back to the boy and said, "Your wife is very rude!” Then he said, “What? Wife? I do not have a wife!!” And then I said, “Oh well the girl you were standing with just cut in front of me in the bathroom line and said stop eye-fucking my husband.” Needless to say, I callously ruffled some feathers and landed his number. I am awesome.

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West Hollywood, CA

Written by Herpanonymous

I told him they were ingrown hairs, and they come back every 2-3 months.

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NYC, NY

Written by Sailor Girl

Got it on with Jesus AND Batman this weekend. Turns out every man likes a slutty sailor. 

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NYC, NY

Written by Lady Anonymous

Is it just me or has Lady Gaga become a staple Halloween costume? I saw about 800 Gaga's, and the West Village looked like The Tranny Hallowpeen Parade.

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Las Vegas, NV

Written by Anonymous

For Halloween I was a womanizing man-whore pretending to be a woman pretending to be a whore.

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