World Whore Won

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Newark, NJ

Mon - 05 Oct Written by Laura M.

I don't care if April is making more money that me, she will always be the "big-boned" girl that had to be on a diet in 4th grade.

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NYC, NY

Tue - 03 Nov Written by Kate 3.0

I am a whore because I am one of the weirdies attracted to John Gosselin.

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NYC, NY

Mon - 09 Nov Written by The Lady is a Vamp

There is actually a girl here with real vampire veneers. Should I tell her vampires don't really exists or do you think she will bite me? Either way, it could be a win-win. 

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Los Angeles, CA

Tue - 03 Nov Written by Team Taytay

Halloween was a whorish night. I managed to make even Taylor Swift look like a slut by going home with Kanye West.

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NYC, NY

Tue - 03 Nov Written by Morgan85

I actually spiked my boss's coffee with Xanex today. Considering the rather pleasant outcome, it will be the first "spikage" of many.

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Las Vegas, NV

Tue - 17 Nov Written by Princess Sophia

Never have I ever flashed my ta-tas in public, but I've never have ever actually been called upon to do so...so who knows :)

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Reno, NV

Mon - 16 Nov Written by MissMeliss

Does Hallmark have a "Sorry I acted like a trampy little whore and accidentally flirted with your brother" section? Please advise ASAP.

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NYC, NY

Tue - 03 Nov Written by Tricksie

So I spotted this really hot boy last night and started eye flirting with him. We were rudely interrupted with what seemed to be his girlfriend. As the night proceeded, I saw her leave for the bathroom. I too followed her for a brief period, then came back to the boy and said, "Your wife is very rude!” Then he said, “What? Wife? I do not have a wife!!” And then I said, “Oh well the girl you were standing with just cut in front of me in the bathroom line and said stop eye-fucking my husband.” Needless to say, I callously ruffled some feathers and landed his number. I am awesome.

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Los Angeles, CA

Mon - 09 Nov Written by Toasty Girl

Any guy that chooses a girl with a topsy tail over me deserves a hot toddy to the face...just sayin'.

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Anaheim, CA

Thu - 12 Nov Written by BradyBitches

My 19 year old roommate is dating (slash working on her "daddy issues" with) a 57 year old with three kids. I am dating the eldest son of the 57 year old, who is three year's older than my roommate. Then his cousin is dating my older brother who as also slept with my younger brother. Soooo, why do we NOT have reality show yet?

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West Hollywood, CA

Tue - 03 Nov Written by Herpanonymous

I told him they were ingrown hairs, and they come back every 2-3 months.

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NYC, NY

Mon - 02 Nov Written by Sailor Girl

Got it on with Jesus AND Batman this weekend. Turns out every man likes a slutty sailor. 

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NYC, NY

Mon - 02 Nov Written by Lady Anonymous

Is it just me or has Lady Gaga become a staple Halloween costume? I saw about 800 Gaga's, and the West Village looked like The Tranny Hallowpeen Parade.

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Las Vegas, NV

Mon - 02 Nov Written by Anonymous

For Halloween I was a womanizing man-whore pretending to be a woman pretending to be a whore.

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NYC, NY

Sun - 01 Nov Written by Bananers

I've done a banana... if you know what I mean.

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Seattle, WA

Tue - 01 Dec Written by GrannyGirl

I am 87 years young and still like to dry hump! Woooohoooo...

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NYC, NY

Sun - 01 Nov Written by Ryan

I drunk peed in my bed last night and then blamed it on my drunker boyfriend.

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Epping, NH

Sun - 01 Nov Written by Lauren Conrad

I got meat-curtain reduction surgery. Yes, that exists. And now I have a pretty va-jay-jay.

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Los Angeles, CA

Sun - 01 Nov Written by Jenny09

I am a whore because I voluntarily engaged in group sex and my boyfriend wasn't invited.

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NYC, NY

Thu - 17 Dec Written by J-Dawgy

Things that encourage alcoholism: work, my family, the Holidays, my Boss, my boyfriend… it’s like everywhere I go. Why try to run from it?

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